16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

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armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

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budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

johnwatson:

lestrade:

sherlock:

I’m back.

u lil shit

moustache

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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